Sick Site News: 2007-2008 Posts 8

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A little help for sick fucks with bite-size cocks

04-12-2007

Reggie of Consumption Junction lets you in on a little secret on how to make that stick-thin one-eyed monster turn into a giant cock and make your hard-on last a hell lot longer in no time at all!

If voyeurism is your thing then Dick has found the site that caters to your needs! Seeing is one thing but if posting your own nekkid pics and scoring some dough using that incredibly hot body turns you on then you better check out FreakHole.com, you sexy beast!

And it’s time for another contest!  Drunken Voice mails, naughty vids of your ex or just a good ol’ tale of revenge, send ’em all in to Jason and you just might win an awesome $33 Gift certificate!

Mike eats Threats and Hate-Mail for breakfast

04-13-2007

Clearly in sex, one must not make haste. Looks like Jeremy got his first Spring Boner, too bad  his enthusiasm resulted into breaking his leg, twice. Thank god for Morphine, huh?

Mike kicks another hater’s ass yet again on Steak and Cheese. Guys, when will you learn?! He’s the King of The Internet… he’s virtually untouchable, c’mon!

And finally,  Anna reaches smut-induced Nirvana. Find out why the best things in life is free, Check out another awesome Porn Site at Porn Savvy! … Mmm… Smut…..

Weekly Wipe’s 49th issue presents: Don Imus vs Mike The Hate is ON!

04-14-2007

Mike’s claws are out and his next prey is Don Imus  himself! Sexist slurs, Scathing remarks, endless head-bashing… Oh the humanity! Mike really knows how to make an impact, huh? Scope out another exciting issue of The Weekly Wipe! One word:

Boo-yah!

Another outstanding porn  review for the Horny! The Porn Savvy crew reviews the beauteous Raven Riley and the finer points on why it’s guaranteed to keep you wanking all day!

And to wrap this whole awesomeness up, Find out who won on The Weekly Wipe’s Sensational Shit Contest!

Can’t get enough of Weekly Wipe? Check out WW’s archive and SUBSCRIBE while you’re at it! It’s easy and it’s free! Why, even a retard can do it! If that’s not enough, remember that you can unsubscribe anytime you feel cranky!

Cheers to the Lucky Winners!

04-15-2007

Jody and Unlysted1  stands victorious as our Submission Contest Winners from Consumption Junction and Steak and Cheese, respectively!

Not only did we honor their insolence… err… excellence at our Winners’ Hall of Fame, each won a crisp $33 Gift Certificate! Score awesome schwags, porn DVD or naughty sex toys at the shop.sicksitenetwork.com!

Fame and fortune awaits! Keep submitting cool shit and you just might be the next winner!

The Virginia Tech Massacre: One hot topic on the 28th episode of SickSite Radio!

04-17-2007

SickSite Radio’s episode 28th is on! Mike is out shopping for guns and tear gas on another hilarious episode of Chaos Calls!

Then, Jason and Dick joins Shawn Wasson and discusses the chilling details when a deranged loon, probably high on drugs, went on a shooting rampage at Virginia Tech University one fine day and killed 32 people. The worst mass-murder shooting in American history… tsktsk… now THAT is a sick fuck if I ever heard one.

Payback’s Even Better at Revenge World.com!

04-18-2007

A couple of contests, sick fucks! Revenge is best served cold. Show Jason some love and submit your best revenge tales or what ever shit you did that made a fellow human being feel utterly violated like nekkid pics of your ex or drunken voicemails to Jason. Winner gets an awesome $33 Gift certificate! Sweet deal, right?

Meanwhile, Gen is off on a vacation, gone out fishing but not without a hilarious tale to share. Check out Consumption Junction! Also, see how you can win a free t-shirt for Phil’s Good Fish Tale contest!

CJ’s Got the Controversial Suicide Video of Virginia Tech Gunman Cho Seung-Hui

04-19-2007

Hold-up! We got the video of  Cho Seung-Hui, the man who killed 33 people, including himself on a deadly shooting rampage at Virginia Tech University! Check it out!

Jeremy has a newfound hate for Albinos and will do anything in his power to annihilate the Pink-eyed “Evil Nogers”. I’d say, good for Jeremy he found a new hobby… But Pink uniforms?!

Jason says Pecker Power and he just may the secret to a bigger and longer cock! Scope out Revenge World and see how you’ll be boasting of a bigger package in no time at all!

Porter House Speaks Out at Steak and Cheese.com, While Anna celebrates International Marijuana Day!

04-20-2007

Mike’s got an exclusive from Porter House and his manager, who incidentally, was inside the Virginia Tech University when the whole shooting rampage began and even got shot on the foot  himself! Check out Steak and Cheese for that!

With red-rimmed eyes,  Anna lights up a joint and celebrates International Marijuana Day at Porn Savvy!

Reggie, taking his quest of finding the perfect dating site to heart, found just what he was looking for! Check out Consumption Junction and find out how to GET LAID QUICK.

Remember The Golden Rule inside the Titty Bar, Weekly Wipe Hits The Big 50!

04-21-2007

Hell Yeah, you better believe it! On our 50th issue we got Phil from Consumption Junction, sharing his wisdom on Strip Club Etiquette! Find out the Golden Rule inside thetitty bar on the latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

The Porn Savvy crew has quite a treat for the horny fucks (You know who you are)! Check out their latest review on Bang Bus on The Wipe’s newest issue and find out just why Bang Bus has the stuff that legends are made of!

Can’t get enough of Weekly Wipe? Check out WW’s archive and SUBSCRIBE while you’re at it! It’s easy and it’s free! Why, even a retard can do it! If that’s not enough, remember that you can unsubscribe anytime you feel cranky!

Congratulations to Our Winners!

04-22-2007

Congratulations to the next batch of Weekly Submissions Contest Winners! Jack Butler, DEXTA, and Jack won an awesome $33 Gift Certificate from Consumption Junction, Steak and Cheese and FreakHole.com, respectively!

Not only did we honor these guys’ insolence… err… excellence at our Winners’ Hall of Fame, but  each won a crisp $33 Gift Certificate! Score awesome schwags, porn DVD or naughty sex toys at the shop.sicksitenetwork.com!

Fame and fortune awaits! Keep submitting cool shit and you just might be the next winner!

Amp Up the Kink Factor! 10% Discount on The SickSite Shop’s Product of The Week!

04-23-2007

The SSN Shop features yet another excellent Product of The Week! Hustler’s Taboo Four takes the kink to a new level!

Directed by Richard Hamilton, this movie features five absolutely perverted fuck scenes including DP, anal, facial shots and girl-on-girl. Definitely a must-buy for the horny fucks who are not afraid to explore the wilder side.

Richard Hamilton, Tommy Gunn, Terri Summers, Talon, Katsumi, Jessica Jaymes, Jennifer Luv, Bella Starr, Jean Val Jean, and  Brett Rockman are the stars in this sizzlin’ movie!

All this sickness AND a sick discount because this vid is the SSN Shop’s Product Of the Week!  Take advantage of our 10% coupon discount by entering the coupon code SH39573 when you check out! This awesome offer is valid from 4/23/07 to 4/29/07

Tina Lee-Almazar | Tinaciouslee

Tina Lee-Almazar is a writer and editor based in the Philippines. She holds a Bachelor’s degree in Broadcasting from Centro Escolar University in Manila. She started out as a production associate at ABS-CBN Broadcasting Network in 2004 before transitioning to creative writing in 2006. Her years of experience as a writer resulted in having considerable knowledge in a variety of writing fields. When she’s not surrounding herself with pretty things or discussing herself in the third person, Tina watches funny cat videos all day.

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