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Phil Gives a Proper Send-Off to an Old Friend, CJ Style
Phil bids good-bye to his umm… fucked-up laptop but not before sharing a blow-by-blow account on the day that it got fried. Check out Phil’s ode to his broken laptop on Consumption Junction.
Mike’s MySpace account got deleted for the nth time and out spewing venom against Tom on Steak and Cheese.com.
And to wrap the whole thing up, Anna gripes on having UTI and imparts an important message that one must not take the regular/annoying trip to the loo for granted at Porn Savvy.com!
Nothing like a Quickie at a Random Toilet Stall to Liven up a Road Trip.
Gen is out on a road trip and got more than he bargained for! Scope out another of Gen’s misadventure at Consumption Junction!
Haters and fans alike, Readers Mail is what’s up at Steak and Cheese.com and if that’s not enough, check out Revenge World.com where Jason got a hilarious news item about a number of Japanese duped into a scam, got them buying Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.
Yep, Only in Japan.
Porn Savvy and Consumption Junction.com brings The Best Porn Sites To Get Yourself Off!
Jason discusses the best way to straighten-out the little critters, guaranteed that your kids will never, EVER misbehave. EVER. Find out how to effectively put your kids in their best behavior at Revenge World.com!
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All bets are off as Virgil prepares the CJ fans for the next Kentucky Derby. Also, find out why horse racing is thenext big thing in hip-hop atConsumption Junction!
Mike raises a good point on why he thinks Sheryl Crow is a hypocrite and why her idea to save the earth by scrimping on TP’s is a bit misguided but enough chit-chat. Brace yourself for aninteresting read at Steak and Cheese.com.
Anna of Porn Savvy.com gives her two cents after seeing the movie Spider-Man 3. Be warned though, major spoilerage for anyone who haven’t seen the movie yet, I should know. Oh well.
Finally, Dick of FreakHole.com shows you how to watch limitless porn right on your TV and even send clips on your mobile phone! Yep, check out FreakHole and let your good buddy Dick show you how!
Jason and His Sexual Conquests back in HighSchool on the latest issue of Weekly Wipe!
Another awesome edition of The Wipe, this time we’ve got Jason of Revenge World.com! Before the rugged good looks and insatiable taste for revenge came, Jason is an awkward boy looking for some hot tub lovin’. We got him sharing his sexual conquests and seducing the ladies’ pants off back in HighSchool on The Weekly Wipe’s 52nd issue!
After checking out our fine collection of distractions and what-nots, the horny fucks of Porn Savvy.com reviews yet another excellent porn site!
Does Sweet-faced Russians or haughty Eastern-European chicks showing off their “skills” at sucking a nice hard cock sounds good? Then better check out WW’s Review of the Week where The Porn Savvy Crew Reviews CFNM Exposed!